INTERDISCIPLINARY V. ASTONISHING SCANDAL
INTERDISCIPLINARY V
ASTONISHING SCANDAL BLOWS UP WORLD-WIDE-WEB
SPANISH PHILOSOPHER BLOGGER UNDER IMPEACHMENT
BLOGGED MATERIAL FOR TEENAGERS UNDER SUSPECT
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New York Times.- 05/1 /2016.-
Pretty
little but meaningful nuance separates "keep calm" from "don´t panic".- The ultimate
literary scandal that nowadays set the web in fire all around the world and
maybe across the universe is named ethicayphilosophiablogspot whose author introduce himself in a
corner flap as simply Javier Lumbreras, Philosophy Teacher, Department Chief at-work
in his High School and now reo ante
portam , or speaking more common
language:
Lumbreras
is actually under suspect suffering a
process of deep an wide Inspection of his work, performance, proficiency and
endeavour as Educational Public Servant
including -that´s amazing- - a
close and very attentive glance to his poetical production as well as his philosophical
articles. According to the expression which is repeatedly used everywhere in
the long Record or “X- Files” elaborated by the High School
Director when he took his Personal Computer in order to inform his superiors:
"Unmoral", "unappropiated" and even "obscene" ("indecorosos") contents filled up
like shit the before mentioned blog (ethicaphilosophiablogspot). Four-letter-words, tough language and
dirty terms like "pennis",
"centimeters", "ejaculations" and , oh Mother Mary,
devilish continuous hurting allusions to Madame Christine Lagarde (Former
President of IMF, International Monetary Fund) who -there would be ever supposed and never
verified- lose his panties for Lumbreras; and "shame on his wrecked schemes".-
The
problem, the trouble, the fearing increasing half-sexual-ethical- educational
scandal surpassed red lines when Luis Javier -the sage Education Inspector,
wiser than Sherlock Holmes and vulpine foxy clever, - found out in his enquiry that
the so told blog ethicayphilosophia -written in its majority in mainstream spaniard spanish
and 80 % grammatical averaged- kept links with another one titled EL
DUEÑO DE TODOS LOS PODERES. EL DUEÑO DE TODOS LOS PLACERES ("The All-Pleasures Boss. The All-Powered Boss" , let us
aproximately translate) from the same author, same profile with- plenty of poems employing hardly
unbearable inadvisable language (specially when we think teenagers could for pages and pages roam and roam across those wicked lines fed up with
obscenity and porn-stars parfum).
-
A sort of Witch-Hunt seems to have
been untied in Spain since Professor Lumbreras in this pretty moment is being
investigated and facing the risks of an Official Record from Education
Inspectors viewing whether he has accomplished
the goals and contents of the Official Program or whether he has not and if he did not -although the learning
course has not finished yet- apply to him the Law and predated him retiring immediately
a part of his salary or, -why not?-, the whole monthly or , -why not ?- ,
annual payment which Regional Educational Royal-City New-Castle Delegation controls by itself. "
And Money doesn ´t talk; it swears"
(we know it thanks to Bob Dylan, spirit of America).
First
of all should I say that such an Official Record or “X- Files” (Sanctions Proceedings; no
simply Administrative Files) normally
brings out (and brings over
and breaking out Breaking Bad) as a result some "detraction of salary" or even -if
we are speaking about Major Offences-
"disqualification" what
just means - and me cago in my trousers,
have they you pillado con el carrito de los helados- you are thrown away
for ever from the ranks of Public Service, fired, fly out, discharged, deceased,
stuck on in desolation row; what just plainly and painfully means that you will
never more earn a fucking dime nor a fucking penny for nevermore from Ministry
of Education par Délégation and you will
be for ever and ever an always degraded and humiliated Last Man, and so on . - (That´s why Public Servants often face
the nightmare or catastrophical
anticipatory fancy that their Superiors open them out un Jodido Expediente Disciplinario -
Sanctionary Proceedings or Impeachment Process- y que Dios te ampare, or
fuck you, and the rest and the rest. - "Será porque aquí no hablamos inglés, John Louis Guerra sang)-.
Luis
Javier, the treacherous but nevertheless nice Inspector, -wittier than a fox- gently make clear and emphasized the point
when he confessed to Lumbreras that he could perfectly well-understand how he
felt (how Mr. Lumbreras felt ) because he himself, Mr. Javier the Inspector,
once in the past was wrong-lying blamed by an enemy! ; confession or impression,
or anecdote, that Javier Lumbreras
took on his own as a subtle hint of
support (subtly hidden under the roles by the face that the formal
situation requires: first meeting in the shadows, and the sound of silence of the Department between Mr. Luis Javier the
Inspector who opened up (and opened out and
could even close it down) the “X- Files” - Prosecution Record containing
the Charges- against Lumbreras; and
Lumbreras himself alive, & in
person, allí mismo, frente a frente, one in front of the other, Gegen- einander) . - No more but no less than two men: - Only two men. beside the formal haze masquerade.
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Sandro BOTTICCELLI, The Spring (1480-1401).
Inspector Luis-Javier
showed during this meeting unusual and profound interest in Lumbreras´ blogs at web (completely free
original material on the tracks of Wikipedia, the Free Encyclopedia with neither passwords nor
copyrights required) .- But what shocked Lumbreras the most, was that
Luis Javier the patient Inspector suddenly took away a yellow portfolio containing, my God, a printed copy from DELFINES.DELFINES. A FAVOR DEL LECTOR
(Dolphins. Dolphins. Together with You) one of the two poetry books on- line
published in the blog EL DUEÑO..., before mentioned.
Till then, Lumbreras
had never imagined a paper copy of his virtual etherical production in hands of the Surveyor.
It was astounding: "You will drive me crazy!", he
shouted histerically and looking like the depravate he said he is not. "You are giving me the creeps! You´re touching me the..."" - But,
he shut-off, fall down suddenly in silence , fearing the consequences of his misbehaviour,
and not under-estimating how hysterical reactions like this or cholerical
episodes had hurt himself and his neighbors in the past, he recalled his reason
and begged pardon: "I` m sorry, Sir.
Let I take back my quietness for a while, take I a bit of breath and be I cool
again as usual."
" - Well, now I´m gonna explain to you: This is
not really my Philosophy´s students-oriented blog ethicayphilosophia, but another one I have and in where I used to
write and edite what spring me off freely from my guts, do you know?", Lumbreras
bragged like the anti-social Spanish-Psycho
he boasts he is not. "I have readers
anywhere, beyond Spanish and European language areas (i.e. Former Fleepping
Popular Republic of China)", he kept on arrogant and crazy like a fool
in his delirium.
-But
Luis-Javier, the wise Inspector -sager than a fox- , kept really calm, in nerves
of steel , cold-blood in front of Lumbreras´s show-half-histerycal attack and
listened to him and even acomplished naturally the unplanned task of holding him on a little bit after his half-self-restrained
emotional hot-heartred explosion.
Would it take
place the same fact - a writer blamed and investigated by Inspectors because of
his writtings- in internet-less-
(forbidden)- China, Arabia Felix,
Flying Extreme Theochratic Emirates, Far Wild Bolivarian West, Obiang Ngma
Dictatorship, Idi Amín Dadá fridge with cannibalistic meal, Hanging
Türkey, Psichopathic Kim II North
Korea, DAESH or even worse Hooligan-States,
the event had not overcome the borders
of a little gentle rural catholic village as Day-Miel (Knights´
Land, beautiful Stattford Upon The
Tables). -But it took place
in Spain, supposed democratic member of supposed Phantasmatical European
Divided Union.
- From the Age
of Reason and coeurs sensibles
when Charles Baudelaire was sued and blamed for "unmoral" just because
of his Flowers of Evil ; from the Century of Enlightenment, le Siècle
des Lumières who imprisoned in La-Bastille
monsieur le Marquis de Sade; from
Socrate´s Process till D. H. Durrell´s Mrs.
Chatterley´s Lover and Salman Rushdie fatwa,
NOTHING SEEMS TO HAVE CHANGED. - Brutal strength, doom and inertia in one hand, against sweetness, brightness and voluntas, in the other. -Perpetual
battle with dramatical plot and tragic end. And eternal.
That´s why Luis-Javier the keen and kind Area
Education Inspector at-charge pronounced with green-mellow-tricky qualaluded natural
perfectly fluent British accent, this
wise but never topical commonplace advice: "Keep calm"... -As a matter of fact both altogether in a
distant inner fiber they knew they could from now on try to let stand their
heads together, "let come all
troubles to an end" (as Dylan sings).- "Keep
calm".- Nevertheless maybe de
maybe what Luis Javier really meant was: "Don´t panic".
WANTED
DEAD OR ALIVE
NO-REWARD AFFORDABLE.
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One or maybe de maybe the unique published image of the teacher, paperback fucker-writer,
soap-opera future beauty-top- star, pin-up girl Berlinian underground underwall
celebrity, eternal Arab with his childhood lost in the sands of Libya,
bombastic like only French post-Lacanian intelectual can be, Argentinian eventual folk vidala singer, poliglot,
ocasional therapist, half-day week-end intimate friend, tango-performer, high-level tango-dancer,
experienced swimmer all-the-year practising, chess-player, guitar performer, not very-far off from Divine
Perfection but on the tracks, Lover, one of this days he will be released...
eventual cartoonist, eventual educator, eventual Nothing, and Spanish
flippante blogger under suspect: Mr.
Javier Lumbreras.
FINAL
WARNING
Lumbreras lift arms and holds legal and moral massive attack guns against public visual possesions-difusion
of his image. - That´s why you will never see or enjoy his fascinating
face nor his portrait unless you miraculously meet him by chance by the way,
what is pretty improbable. - Superstitious believer in the magical power of eikona, Lumbreras like gypsies and Indian ancient wisents
don´t like to deliver photos but for this time he has made an exception, Lady
Midnight. He doesn´t want by the moment to take a walk on the highway to
heaven. If you are feeding vane
illusions of getting some kind of images from here or there about Mr. Lumbreras
face, I must firmly persuade you not to cross his way and forget for evermore
his face. Maybe de maybe he is not so
interesant, he is maybe de maybe a
simple human Spaniard senior attractive super-mascle being. - So
you can profit forever and ever from this ikono
we´ll give you at free-cost and with sacred contents available for rituals: Yogananda´s portrait lying on the desk over Lumbrera´s left shoulder
& Indian Stamp of Radha-Krishna besides. In between, the tobacco Pueblo like an obstacle between realization
and God. Good luck. - As we can see by
the face and by the image -taken: october 2013- Mr. Lumbreras is a well-made tough-attractive-
brown-swirling-haired senior in his floruit
(mature-middle aged). - Madame
Christine Lagarde, Former President of
International Monetary Fund and Former President of the Club de ex- Fans
gossiped: "He smells as... mascchio-man, a mixture of sand, sandal and tobacco I
cannot describe you it at all without losing control and dismayed my senses". La Lagarde has not hidden in any international summit, Press Row or occasion his Amour Fou towards el Lumbreras who well-educated and gentle alike a
real Britannia gentleman once upon a time refuses obstinately a meeting or even
a personal letter concerning the
madly fool- in- love insane President of
Monetary International System.
Estaba buscando webs sobre ética y me he encontrado sobre la suya de filosofía para alumnos de bachillerato. Enhorabuena. Tengo 51 años y creo que me hubiese gustado mucho más la filosofía si hubiera tenido un profesor así hace unos cuantos. Ahora trabajo en el ámbito de la atención a personas mayores y hace poco impartí una conferencia sobre ética asistencial. Era para buscar más información que estaba navegando y me he parado para saludar. Os invito a leer el artículo que publicó la revista autonomía personal sobre la jornada de Ética Asistencial del IMSERSO, yo participé, como director de Inforesidencias hablando de algunos aspectos de ética que tienen que ver con residencias de tercera edad. Fue una muy buena experiencia.
ResponderEliminarThank you very much, Josep (we spell it Yusép, isn´ t it?) for your congratulations
ResponderEliminary su support. Ética desapareció de los planes de estudio por la ley actual de educación; es curioso que desde el ámbito de la tercera edad -que no debe ser fácil- llegue su comentario.
Eso de la ética para las personas mayores... ¿Qué les dijo? ¿Cómo trabaja Vd. con ellos? -Leeré su artículo.
-Benjamín Herreros y Javier Sádaba tienen textos y seguramente videos sobre Bioética. No sé si los has buscado en la red.- Ethicayphilosophia es para gente de Instituto, para adolescentes. Por eso, gracias.- Un saludo, Josep de Martí.